Immigration Officer : “Sir, you aren’t supposed to enter here. Can I help you?”
Man with Jamaican accent : “Yes, I’m looking for my baby.”
Immigration Officer : “Your baby??”
Man : “Yes. My fiancé. She’s waiting in the line.”
Best conversation I’ve ever heard.
Maybe In Madras 
<3. Want a man like that.
Yeah, but it was funny when he said it!