Girl : “Kelly, do you know what I’m going to get you for Christmas?”
Kelly : “What?”
Girl : “A backbone.”
“I don’t think we’d have a good marriage if I told him everything. I’m his only morale booster”
Immigration Officer : “Sir, you aren’t supposed to enter here. Can I help you?”
Man with Jamaican accent : “Yes, I’m looking for my baby.”
Immigration Officer : “Your baby??”
Man : “Yes. My fiancé. She’s waiting in the line.”
Best conversation I’ve ever heard.
Girl leaving Pinkberry with a large bowl of yogurt and toppings : “You know, this is more nutritious than a cupcake.”
Mom (trying on purple leather ballerinas) : How do these look, Kevin?
Son : They look like someone had to kill a snake for you to wear that.
Mom flings away the shoes and walks out in a huff.
Girl 1: “Oh, sorry. Excuse me.”
Girl 2: “Hey! I know you!!”
Girl 1: “I’m sorry. I don’t kn…”
Girl 2: “Yeah, we stalked you last night!”
Boy 1 : I need to pull an all nighter today.
Tracy : The only time I’ve ever pulled an all nighter was till 4 AM. It happened when I was Italy. (excited) So its
really late in the night and we’re returning from a club and I was chased down the street by a bunch of these
Italian guys! I am not kidding! And I was like, running.. actually for the first time in my life, sprinting down
the streets! It was so weird! Italy sucks.
***
I swear I’m not making this up. These are real conversations I overhear on campus.
Boy 1 in the background (shouts) : Hey Tracy! BYE!!
Boy 2 to Tracy : He likes you!
Tracy : Don’t they all.
Day 22 – Selfie
Overheard on campus :
Girl 1 : Omg lets take a picture!
Girl 2 : Yeah, lets do a selfie! *excited* You wanna do a selfie? Ok, we’ll do a selfie!
Above mentioned girls proceed to take a selfie.
During pilates today :
Lady 1 : I want to see Avengers!
Lady 2 : Oooh I went for night show. It’s okay only. My kids liked it.
Lady 3 : I don’t like superhero movies so I’m don’t want to watch it.
Lady 4 : What is Avengers?
Lady 3: It’s a movie with all the superheroes in it like Iron man, Hulk and all.
Lady 4 : Oh wow, Hulk Hogan is acting in a new movie, uh?!
She sounded so genuinely excited. I had to consciously keep from bursting in to laughter.
Maybe In Madras 