WOOOHOOO! Not.

It doesn’t FEEL like a new year. Few years ago new year was a HUUGE thing. My family and I we used to go out for dinner every year. People used to go crazy on the roads and everybody would be all “HAPPY NEW YEAR! WOOOHOOO!!!”.

Ya, that doesn’t happen anymore.

When I look back at 2010 I’m mad at myself for having done nothing substantial. I feel like going back in time and doing everything better than the last time. Three hundred and sixty five (sixty six if it was a leap year) days seem to have gone by so fast. The past year did give me a few life changing experiences. I did make a some life altering decisions and for that I’m happy.

I know it’s not wise to look back and wonder why I wasted time. This year, God willing, will be much different. I will take each day as it comes and make optimum use of it.

I do not have resolutions per se but just certain goals that need to be accomplished. And oh, I also want to be a better person ’cause the last year yeah, not so much improvement in that department.

Also, I will blog regularly. I’m such an embarrassment to myself. I’ve had this blog for three years and I’ve just had over a hundred posts. That is how committed I am. How depressing!

But yes, this year all that will change Insha Allah.

Starting with loosing all the oodels of weight I’ve gained eating pasta and Toblerone.

Starting now.
Right after I finish this piece of Toblerone.

I was nine years old when Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone released. Everybody were raving about this book and all the magic it contained. I scoffed at the fact that people were reading a book that was about wizards and magic. It seemed all too trivial. But boy, was I wrong.

I started reading it first out of boredom. But as I read chapter after chapter I realized that all the fuss that surrounded this book was well worth it. Rowling continued to release the subsequent books and I pre-booked my copy every time for the measly 10% discount that Odyssey gave. I read the books in express time. I read them at dinner and at lunch tables. My eyes got redder and I’m sure my eyesight grew worse leading to the soda buddi glasses that were increasing in size. I loved Ronald Weasely’s wit. I wanted to drink Butterbeer and visit Hogsmeade. I wanted an owl. I wanted a wand. I wanted to see Rita Skeeter. I was in shock when Sirius Black died. I cried when Dumbledore fell from the tower. I basically lived a few years oblivious to everything else but Harry Potter.

As a child I read a lot. I did the usual ascending in reading children’s literature. The farthest I remember reading is Enid Blyton. I’ve read every Famous Five, every Secret Seven, Mallory Towers, St.Clare’s, Mr.Meddle, Amelia Jane, The Faraway Tree, etc, etc. But after that there was a void. There was nothing in between, connecting children’s literature to the those of teenagers. My mother deemed it quite scandalous for me to read the Sweet Valley series at that precocious age (but I did read it behind her back). Harry Potter was that missing link.

Harry Potter is more than just magic, wizards and wands. It’s a book that has more morals and character than most of the other books I’ve read. Harry Potter taught me to be brave, to choose good over bad. It taught me that it is okay to take the wrong path but it is important to come back to the right one. It taught me never to let down the people we love. It taught me never to misuse the power or authority that we’ve been given. Harry Potter taught me to stand up for what I believed in, that it doesn’t matter where you come from but it does matter who you grow up to become.

I’ve always liked books and authors that have an underlying moral. Enid Blyton taught me that it was okay to dream. Wuthering Heights taught me about passion. Jane Eyre instilled in me the concept of unyielding self-worth.

The story of J.K.Rowling is an example enough. The idea for Harry Potter came to her when she had nothing. Literally. It is quite obvious that she wrote this book from her heart. It was the only thing that could either make or break her life and that devotion is seen so clearly in the book.

There are critics who find Rowling entirely laughable. The Vatican banned the book because it promoted ‘magic’. There were rumors doing rounds that Dumbledore was gay! But Harry Potter is beyond all that. It is beyond magic. It is one woman’s dream and hows she achieved it. It is a way of getting children to read again. It is revolutionizing children’s literature. It is about failing tirelessly but experiencing success in the end. It is about the joy of taking the journey with Harry and enjoying every bit of it. It is about waiting for months for the book to be released. It is about that anticpation for something wonderful.

It is about adventure, the joy of reading and the happiness it brings.

I’ve been wanting to write for so long but something or the other comes up and prevents me from doing so. First it was the exams, but that’s not reason enough. Then, my baby, my laptop that I had tried oh-so-hard to protect from virus attacks died. She went into surgery when she wouldn’t start up. They erased her memory completely and now she is in recovery.

The weather in Madras is beautiful right now. It rained continuously today. I love seeing the grey sky and feeling the rain. Sometimes I do miss the sun coming out in all its brightness but winters here are so short that it makes it almost a crime not to enjoy it. Getting out of bed every morning is a chore. Curling up in bed with my soft, worn-out quilt is my favorite pass-time this season. I have pretty thick skin but my mother is the opposite. I’m sure its just a couple of days more before she brings out her winter armor of choice – the rough brown colored rug and a pair of socks.

Every winter my mind reverts back to the previous rainy seasons. Most of the stupid decisions I’ve made were in winter. But then again making those stupid decisions is what made me the person I am today. I guess the cold just brings out that other side of me. So if I want to preserve what is left of my sanity then maybe, just maybe, I shouldn’t move to Reykjavik after all.
Ah decisions…

There is something about Reykjavik that fascinates me and no, its not Bjork. The only thing fascinating about her is her brain which gave her the OK to wear that hideous swan outfit at the Oscars. And I read that the entire day she went around leaving little white artificial swan eggs wherever she sat.

Who does stuff like that?!

The Great(Ya, right!) Kabab Factory, Radisson

When food is pretentious the stomach is forever empty.

This must have been the underlining factor on which Radisson runs ‘The Great Kebab Factory’. I’ve had some of the best kebabs in Dubai and Saudi and Radisson tries to over step the greatest kebabs in the world by claiming to have TGKF.

A couple of days back my brother decided that it was time we went to TGKF having heard a lot about it from friends. The format of the meal is like a buffet where you don’t have to get up. The food is brought to your place and it is an unlimited meal. Unfortunately, the food is brought piece by piece at such a slow pace. So they started us off with no starters or soup but with a salad that failed to hold our interest. It consisted of juliennes of an assortment of fruits and vegetables with ‘strawberry vinegar’ which was something like liquefied strawberry jam.

They have a total of around five to six kababs. The kebabs are so bland and awful that you would not want to relive the experience by having another. So the first kebab was this mutton seekh thing shaped like a cutlet and was incredibly soft. It was served with some paratha. Honestly, this was the only part of the whole course that tasted good. The next was chicken which had some fancy name. It tasted like nothing.
Literally. I’m sure even raw chicken will have some taste at least.

The funniest part was these waiters who were trained to give a vivid description of the food before placing it on the plate. So before he serves the chicken the dude will give one description on how the chicken is made, what its called, what to eat it with, etc, etc and all this is totally unnecessary ’cause I just want to eat the chicken. If I want to know how its made I would go to a cooking class!

The next kebab was a shady looking white one which again tasted like nothing. How do they manage to nullify the taste of food that way? Then came a fish. 1% of a fish to be precise. Now I know the food is all unlimited but it doesn’t mean they have to make the portions this small! The prawn kebab eerily, tasted like chicken. Oh, at least it tasted like something.

Eating all this messed with our appetites so we decided to skip the biriyani they offered and moved on to Indian breads. I asked for naan. It was just a tad bit bigger than those kebabs. The daal was terrible. There was one dark yellow daal and one light yellow daal and both left a weird after-taste in the mouth.
I hate weird after-tastes.

For dessert we had midget sized rasgullas, black burnt gulab jamun and some weird carrot halwa. The food at TGKF is bad, bad, bad dhaaba food at outrageous prices. I cannot believe a star hotel like Radisson makes such bad food, and for the price its such a rip off! I’ve had better kebabs for less than quarter of the price!

All that bad food played havoc on our stomachs the next day and my family, we have the strongest stomachs. Everything tasted like it had been frozen for days. Not one atom of the food was hot!

So basically what I’m trying to say is – “DO NOT GO THERE”.

The non-vegetarian unlimited meal for one person costs around Rs.1200.

Radisson is located on GST Road, just a few minutes from Anna International Airport.

Its that time of the year again.
Exam time.

This means time to buy books, check syllabus, note down exam dates and recollect subject names.

The first slot is the practical exams. The week before practicals is the worst week ever. Writing records is one thing but getting the professor to sign it is a whole new task. They try their best to find faults and escape from signing. “You didn’t write experiment number”, “this sheet color is different from the previous one”, “I told you to do dark blue spiral bnding but this is light blue. I will not sign”.

Get a life, lady.

No matter how much or how well I study for the practicals I’m always unprepared. It is God’s miracle that I clear every time. The external examiner and the viva is another thing I greatly fear. I inevitably end up blabbering. Getting 5 on 5 for viva is a great feat. A friend of mine once didn’t answer any questions correctly so as a last resort the external examiner asked her, “Tell me the author’s name”.

She didn’t know.

“At least tell me the color of the book”, the examiner asked.

BLANK.

That is the state of Engineers.

I’m so sick of writing exams. answering 2 marks, write detail answer, draw line, right in black pen, blah blah blah.

It’s time to cram four months worth of syllabus in a weeks time. We’re not worried about this cause for us students under Anna University, this is what we excel in.

21 Years Of Me

I had my 21st birthday yesterday and it went on without any fanfare contrary to what I had been planning all this while. Unsurprisingly enough, I was pretty depressed the entire day what with turning 21 and everything. My friends have been sweet enough to throw be a surprise party almost EVERY year. At that time it sounded like the most dumbest thing and I didn’t have one yesterday. But one thing I learned : I’m never too old for surprise parties.

I’ve spent 21 years on this planet. Thinking back, I cannot think of a single amazing thing I’ve done. Its eerie that I have memories that are twenty one years old. Yesterday I was sad about the fact that I’m growing old. I know we have no control over our age and time but everything is moving so fast. Life is moving so fast and I’m worried that I may not have the time to do the things I want to do and to just stop and smell the roses.

The night before my birthday N had this to say when I was cribbing about growing old : “Age just makes you wiser. You will be wiser tomorrow than you were today.” That time I laughed it off treating it as one of her crazy quotes. But when I stopped to think about it I realized that in some way its all relative and true. I’ve had certain experiences in my life that have shaped me and molded me into the person that I am today. I wouldn’t make the choices that I make today if I didn’t have those experiences backing me. Although it feels like I’ve been to hell and back I believe that everything happens for a reason.

So today I realized that instead of mourning over something that I have no control on, I can just be a woman and own it. Age is all in the mind. If I think I’m old then I am or I could also be a forty two year old eating a cherry lollipop and watching Disney cartoons cos, by God, when I’m forty two I will!

Supremely Awesome!

Every evening when I get back from college the first thing my hands itch for apart from food is a newspaper. Now we get four papers sent to my house every morning – The Indian Express, The Hindu, The Economic Times and Dina Thanthi. I love the smell of fresh newspapers and the way they feel between my fingers. Also, I’m totally devoted to ‘The Hindu’ so the first paper I reach out to is this.

But today was a shocker! I opened the paper and heard voices coming out of it! Literally! I thought the paper was talking!

But it turns out it was a Supremely Awesome advertisement for a Volkswagen car! There was a small device attached to the back that kept playing “Something something Volkswagen’s (insert new car name) something something. Volkswagen. Das auto.” on a loop. It had a sensor type thing built in so that every time something covered it, like say, if you place your hand on it or flip the paper over, the audio stops!

What a way to get your attention! And it was sooo cool!!

My brother says its a lame car since it doesn’t have some Supremely Awesome features.
Who cares!

It’s a Supremely Awesome advertisement!